Blog Ish.

i am going to talk about ways to be a blogger. this is from my own experience as a true and real blogger and i didn’t get this shit from nobody else mmmkay?

1. start off with a list of numbers…like what i just did preceding this sentence
2. have something to say. like joe biden is a monster, i know this, because his face has the wrinkles of pedophilia and lies written all over it…i can say this cause its my right as a broke ass American citizen who utilizes food stamps in the $186,000 home dat i got a loan for…tuh
3. be a mom…it gives better impact to the story you wish to tell. you other hatin ass hoez who do hair…this one is not for you…i spell…you catch hell reading my impeccably produced lines of shade and you know i got it made with a man who is fine, doofy, and honest…bitch…now, do you know what favored is? tuh.
4. oh this is where this story ends…the whores are very upset…dis my lane.

check da date…3…4's…for QUEEN 3…tuh.